Friday, September 01, 2006

"Hoge-kin's Disease"

Noun. A mental disorder characterized by frequent, turrets-like utterances of ignorant, authoritative statements about football, made without any factual basis, research, or reasoned analysis of any kind.

Named after Merrill Hoge, one-time Pittsburgh Steelers fullback, appaernt sufferer of many concussions, and now ESPN "analyst" and full-time moron. Renowned for being a huge Eagles hater, and picking against them even in the face of near-guaranteed Eagles victory.

Once picked against the Eagles to even make the playoffs when they were almost a mathematical certainly to make the playofs that year; he was, of course, wrong.

Only known cure: the victim must shut his/her yapper until they learn some football.

First known victim is pictured below. (Note the elongated brow and soul-less eyes.)


Blogger Paulomon Grundy said...

JDubs: "Todd Pinkston has averaged 15.3 yards per catch in his career and TO has only averaged 14.7 yards per catch in his career; therefore, Todd Pinkston is a better receiver."

9/01/2006 4:21 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

You forgot the hair helmet(multi-color weave)to go along with the brows and the eyes.

9/02/2006 7:43 AM  

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