Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Contrary To Pupular Belief, Pre-Game Prayers For Victory Only 50% Effective

Despite pre-game prayers for victory by all 32 NFL teams this weekend, only 16 teams (50%) won their respective games.

Once again, the 50% victory rate held true. Not counting ties, the 50% victory rate has remained steady since the inception of the sport.

It remains unclear why the 50% victory rate is not altered by pre-game prayers. A team of crack Harvard statisticians could not proffer a reliable theory as to why this number is unaffected by prayer.

When asked for comment, Jesus replied "I took the over on the road teams!"


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