Tuesday, August 22, 2006

10 Predictions for Eagles-Steelers on Fri. Night

1. 3 mentions of T.O. during the game,
2. 1 question about T.O. to a player or Reid at halftime,
3. 27 mentions of how mediocre and untested our WRs are,
4. 1 good play by B-Dawk, followed by 5 minutes of flexing and pantomiming to the crowd,
5. Detmer trips over a hashmark, throws a ball to absolutely no one out of blind fear in the face of a pass rush, or gets picked off underthrowing a deep post or fade pass,
6. 4 mentions about whether or not Cowher will retire after this season,
7. Reno will play just well enough not to get cut,
8. Bunk notches another sack and collapses the pocket with impugnity,
9. Lito gets burned on a deep ball, and
10. Matt McCoy comes flying in on almost every defensive play, just as the tackle is being made by another player.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys suck! Tony Romo is the second coming of Jesus, and Cowboys are goin to the Superbowl, wooooooo!

-- Anonymous inbred from Dallas, Texas

8/22/2006 4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I just want to say you are the best writer I've ever seen in my life! Some fancy newspaper or publisher should pick you up while they still have a chance!

Oh, and 1 more thing, Go Birds!

--Johnny in Westchester

8/22/2006 4:23 PM  

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