I Hate ESPN

Why, might you ask? Oh, I don't know, maybe because every time T.O. has to pick his friggin' nose they feel as if they have to run a story on it every :15 and :45 past the hour? I swear they're no better than a celebrity gossip column. This is the perfect time of year to be breaking down stats and schedules and making predictions for the season. Something the "experts" should be doing. Instead, it's, who will get angry first? Who will make a scene? Who just told off a reporter? Who's wearing speedos in Barbados and has cottage-cheese ass?

Yeah that, and they apparently can't hire any "football experts" capable of making a reasoned assessment or prediction of how well a team will fair this year based on any factor other than (a) what that team's record was last year, and (b) what high-profile free agents were gained or lost in the offseason. There's a lot more to it, guys, as you should well know. And just because you yell it early and often doesn't make it true. That goes for you, Hoge and Irvin!

E, A, G, L, E, S, Eagles!