Monday, November 07, 2005

The Passion of the McNabb

Boo'd on draft day... race-baited by Rush Limbaugh... forced to play on a broken ankle... forced to play with crappy starting receivers for most of his career... with a coach who doesn't know how to run a game clock, call a running play, or even call a play in in time to avoid a delay of game penalty... playing through a sports hernia that requires surgery as well as a myriad of other injuries... and finally threatened by the very receiver (Judas Owens) that he lobbied to bring in (for a mere 49 million pieces of silver over 7 years)... with only his sub-par teammates (who he earlier told "follow me, and I will make you catchers of footballs"), his wife Roxie Magdalene, and his mother, the Virgin Wilma, to cheer him on...

The Passion of the McNabb (A Spike Lee Joint), coming soon to a theater near you.


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